Ahhh were does it start....
Way back in the days of online dating, i was casually checking my emails when i recieved one saying , HEY MY NAMES CAMERON CHECK OUT MY PROFILE, i was like wtf a guy posting this to me? TO ME?!?!, but then i realised, this was no ordinary man, this was cameron!
I followed a link to the 3dstudio were i decided to hang about and see what was going down, little did i know what i was getting myself in for. Within months i had recieve a message on msn saying Cameron wishes to add you. I felt nervous and dirty inside, but i knew I HAD TO CLICK IT. The dirty chats and sick sites followed on daily basis, i became scared and questioned wether this man was sane? It was when the3dstudio fell i became concerned on Matts welbeing, had Cameron got to him? Driven him into complete insanity? That we will never know.
Days and weeks past, constant abuse on msn, i just lol'd and rofl'd at his sick comments but i had it comming to me. I awoke to a grizzly fella, and i said "Who be you?" he said with a pervy voice with a tint of insanity "I be the cameron man". I screamed and ran but it was too late, he had a hold of me, he said with insanity " You will checkout my NEW site, Simplycg" and poof he was gone. I questioned wether this site could be true? Had cameron defeated Matt in the duel of all duels and risen with his psycotic co-partner (Lover?) Tyson to create a new improved cg website to groom people into their depths?
This is were we are now, stuck within the grips of Tyson and Cameron.
I was able to tell this story with the sponser of my local pub and a donation of pints, alot of pints that be, for a heafty price

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