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wups, i didnt mean to post this as a new topic

Little bobby didnt want to go to school? Little bobby wanted to stay home and eat rice all day and practice fishing in the back yard with his brand new fishing rod.

One day, little bobby pretended to be sick, mrs bobby, little bobby's mom as every mom should, let him stay home so he could get better and not be sick at school. Little did little bobby's mom know, was that when she and mr bobby went to work little bobby hopped out of bed fresh as a daisy, grabbed his rice on a stick and his new fishing rod and went to the backyard to practice.

Now some of you kids will think hey, he has every right to practice fishing in his back yard when his parents are working and he actually should be at school. No, you're wrong. But on this occasion your thoughts would be justified.

After four hours of practice fishingrodding, Little bobby decided to try something new, he took off his shoes, stickytaped his shirt to his shorts, closed his eyes real tight and cast his rod like there was no tomorrow.

Sounds like a weird thing to do? Not at all says Little bobby.

Now what do you expect happened then? You think he fell over? You think he accidently let go of his fishing rod and it flew over his neighbours fence and into their pool where their giant angry brazillion goldfish turtle ate the rod? Not quite...

As Little bobby let loose two things happened.
Number one, an alien spaceship from below the surface of Mars flew over mr and mrs bobby's house casting a supersizeme ray, luckily the only parts of Little bobby that got hit by this ray was his muscles.
Number two, An airplane, while being hijacked by flight-attendant pirates with screaming passengers, was making a speedy decent over Little bobby's house as the pirates tried to make their way into the cockpit.

Little bobby's hook flew up high, very high, higher than it had ever gone before. Little bobby didnt know how high it went, he had his eyes shut but what he was about to realise soon enough was that it had flown far beyond his backyard, far beyond his block, far beyond his city, far beyond even his world.

The End.






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The End was flying his brand new purple cruiser through quadrant 4, sipping his latte and enjoying a nice magazine when out of the blue red sirens and alarms started flashing on the interface in front of him.
Apparently something had broken through the surface of the cruiser in two spots. The End was losing atmosphere fast, he was running out of oxygen. What was he to do?

Mrs End picked up the phone and all she could hear was rasped breathing, she hung up thinking it was a prank call.

Little bobby's hook kept going through space, on and on it went right to the edge and further.
What a lot of people think they dont quite know but arent sure of yet is that the edge of the universe is simply the start of the other edge of the universe.
Little bobby's hook kept going through space, on and on it went until it saw saw a familiar patch of the clear black sky around him.
"I'm going home!" thought Little bobby's hook as he came closer to Earth then Whacktooey, he hits the earth at a speed never before measure with any of Earths measuring equipment. Through the Earth he goes, through grass, solid stone, lava and back again at last popping through the other side released of all speed and fell back down at the feet of Little bobby, who, with his eyes shut, shirt taped to his pants and barefoot was hit by a bus.

When mr and mrs bobby returned home from work that day, they went into Little bobby's room to see if he had gotten any better.
But there was no Little bobby, only a note with some strangely written letters on it.
The note read:

Dear Mr and Mrs bobby,

I have taken your son, Little bobby with me to quadrant 27 to work for 3 years in my lumber yard to pay for the damages to my brand new purple cruiser.
If you have anything to say, you can reach me on 0011001100110011720011 at any time

Yours Sincerely,
The End

Dude, Cam..... That was beautiful.

-Z

well, i took the time and waited 2 hours for the animation to download. It was pretty sweet and inspiring.

Cam, there is something wrong with your brain. I didn't read all of that but have you checked for any leakaging holes in your head recently? (just partially kidding)

Shotgun on the publishing rights to Cam's story.

Terry should should stop-motion animate it!

Kiera should play Bobby.