AWwwwwwwwww
Yeah I went back to newcastle on a spur-of-the-moment decision, little did I know that our house had no internet...
Apparently there was a cyclone that tore through the city while I was gone, and our house was the only square foot of land not flooded in the entire area

, but it did wash a big giant cargo ship up on my swimming beach!
..... so no work, no simplycg for a week. Boy did I get drunk and misbehave and play poker.
Anywhos im back now.
By the way, that pub sounds like the worst nightmare in the world. I hate going to places without an exit, you're stuck there forever.
(btw, I'm not a midget 11 year old with a beard, thats just one giant John in a costume next to me)