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Global 1,589 posts
*Global has a nagging sensation that something very horrible will be happening very shortly*
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Franklyn 553 posts
whats this all about then ?
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Archer 65 posts
I arrived
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
7? Huh? Did I miss something?
You've got some explaining to do young man!
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Adam Chase 72 posts
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
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Adam Chase 72 posts
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Franklyn 553 posts
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Global 1,589 posts
That nagging sensation is getting worse...
*Global starts looking around corners*
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
Stop it global! STOP IT!!!!!
*tears at clothes
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BColbourn 2,323 posts
what are you people talking about?
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Cameron 2,374 posts
This is quite a bizarre feeling.
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Adam Chase 72 posts
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Maria 164 posts
7? Why not 8? Or 9? Or24?
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luke 216 posts
beacause 7 ate 9
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Weider 281 posts
I won't sleep for all the week. I hate you
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
I know the secret!
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BColbourn 2,323 posts
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
I'm not telling!
*crosses arms and raises nose in opposite direction
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Maria 164 posts
You big ol' meanie.
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iest_rob 1,671 posts
Wwwwwwwww, this does sound interesting.
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luke 216 posts
yer, you guys rmeber that party we were gonna have... wanna have it...
prepares tyson shaped penyata
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
*puts on groin-kicking shoes
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Global 1,589 posts
Now I swear I just saw something! It's like I'm being followed by this darkly ominous presence... something intangible, yet truly scary!
*Global begins to sweat*
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Cameron 2,374 posts
There were 5 days of Christmas?
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Franklyn 553 posts
seven days in a week ..he's counting down to a particular event that is going to take place on the last day.
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BColbourn 2,323 posts
its thanksgiving?
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Cameron 2,374 posts
Till your Ginger Beer Factory opens?
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Franklyn 553 posts
i think its either his birthday in which case he is challenged with facing the horrifying reality of age. or it might be the completed production of the short film his studio has been working on.
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luke 216 posts
or it is a cake that takes WAY too long to cook
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Global 1,589 posts
I'm beggining to feel like a prey animal on the run... a startled antelope fleeing from it's predator. There may be something in this - perhaps if I run fast enough for long enough I may be able to escape!
Though I think I was too close to the watering hole before I noticed the predator creeping up on me - it may be too late
*Global dons his running shoes*
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Cameron 2,374 posts
*Cam dons his cheetah suit*
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
Hooray!
I thought I had guess it before.....but from his recent "clues" I totally know what's going on
If I'm right about what's going to happen I imagine it'll be pretty impressive since Global doesn't usually let us down (except for the case of him not revealing what this is SOONER!
)
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Global 1,589 posts
No matter how hard I try I realise that there is no way to outrun it... I'm backed into a corner, nowhere to go. Strangely... knowing this, I have found an inner calm, so I'm just going to turn round and face it.
Fight or flight!
*Global gets an endorphin rush*
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BColbourn 2,323 posts
the day the mafia breaks your legs unless you find $100k?
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Weider 281 posts
lol I realize you let us wait 1 days for each number. So sunday is the day!
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Cameron 2,374 posts
We're counting down to the Sabbath?
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
Yea, don't you remember?
Ramalamadingadonga is coming up!
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Global 1,589 posts
Yes.... yes, Sunday is the day. I am being haunted by it's presence; terrified by Sunday and the 'thing' that awaits me there - ever so patiently, stalking, like a malevolent beast. The endorphin rush is over, I know I am trapped. Cold white terror grips me from the inside out. It's there, it's waiting, and it knows it has won...
*Globals insides turn to water*
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
So far all I can come up with is "the Philsbury Dough-Boy"....
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Cameron 2,374 posts
*cam hops in line for the drinking of global's insides*
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Aden 622 posts
I WANT 1!!!!!!!! omg what is iiitt!!!!!
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Franklyn 553 posts
*in the quiet of the darkness he sits whetting his knife waiting for tomorrow*
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Global 1,589 posts
*** THIS IS AN AUTOMATED POST RESPONSE ***
Global is too busy to post today as he is currently under his duvet, in a corner, gibbering incoherrently and wishing that tomorrow doesn't come to get him.
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Cameron 2,374 posts
I take it you went out drinking as well last night!
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Global 1,589 posts
It's here!
I can see it charging towards me and... and...
*Global get's run over by the 'Old Age' bus*
Dang! Just when you least expect it - the thing jumps out from nowhere and before you know it you are old...
Yep - today is the day I take up pipe and slippers, don reading glasses and fall asleep while 'resting my eyes' in a rocking chair... today I am 30 years old!
And I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up...
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BColbourn 2,323 posts
hooray! 30! go buy me beer!!!!!!!!!!
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Franklyn 553 posts
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do i get a cookie for guessing
?
btw i was much disapointed by the finale ...no supermodels jumping out of cakes and what not.
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Right behind you Global, come July I'll be hitting the 30 mark also. But remember, with age comes wisdom. At 20, I thought I had it all figured out. Boy! was I wrong.
-Cheers
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ivanisavich 4,196 posts
Happy birthday dad!
