i swear to god, if i saw that on something of mine when I came home, i would run away screaming and crying like a 5 year old girl. And I would never return to that house. That thing looks THICK, like if you hit it with a baseball bat (which I would do frantically while screaming at the top of my lungs), the bat would just bounce off, and the vibration would sting your palms!
God didn't make that. That's evidence that the Devil exists.
Now, if spiders came that big, I think the photo alone would drive me insane.
Yeugh, that dude's got crabs. No way to pull the women!
On the plus-side, I bet our bin-raiding friend is mighty fine eating! Just chuck him in a (big) vat of boiling water for a few minutes and crack him open!
mechis
520 posts
17 Sep 2007
That picture is awesome. It looks like crabs in new zealand are like raccoons in the states. crazy...
~Mechis
errrmmm hype? ive got something for you.
But please sit down and strap yourselfe to a chair or something cuz i have the feeling youve not gonna like it