LOOK AT ME MAGICAL CHOCOLATE AWAITS!!!!

Hey everyone.... thought this might be a fun idea to stop us newbies having to stand outside your houses and attempting to find out all of your personal details.... I MEAAAANNN spend ages trying to learn more about everyone here (yeah thats exactely what I meant ) maybe we could save the trouble by introducing ourselfs to new people (LIKE MEEEEE ) like just saying a bit about ourselfs like who you are, what you do, your credit card number and PIN code, you know, the usual.

I'll just say mine to get youse started, Im Riyadh, I live in England and ermm jobwise.... erm.... does secondary school count.... Im 13 and I do animation in my spare time.

Well thats all I can think of at the moment, now its your turn

Oh and dont worry..... the stalking bit was a joke (at least thats what you think )

My name is Cornelius Wormslice, I live in ontario canada with my 3 kids Cornelius Junior, Cornetto and Wallace. Jobwise I work at the lumbermill as a chipper's labourer manually extracting, repairing and monitoring the chipping hardware and controlling the software that runs the chipping machinary. Every now and then my kids come in to watch me chip, and sometimes like to get hands on with the chippery equipment. I'm 43 years old, and enjoy tea parties with my neighbour Peter Taverner and comparing shoe cobbler collections with students from the local Ontario University of Shoe Cobblery. I do not have a credit card as I do not believe in creating self debt, I do however have 16 mortgages on my home, with which i've refinanced enough money to start a small community for community minded communities which has recently won the award for "Best Community".

Let me know if you want my address so u can come visit me and my kids. I'll put the kettle on for you.

The above is 100% true.

Holy hell you are only 13?????? Wow. I cannot imagine how good you will be after 10 years if you keep up with the learning. I am 24 and i wish that i started to learn 3d when i was 13. Instead i was wasting time on pointless things. I started learning 3d when i was 21.

Cornelius you old dog! Great to see you here as opposed to out in your back yard sniffing ladies shoes.
I use to work with Cornelius until it was discovered that I was taking home wood chips. I had amassed quit a nice collection. My favorite chip looked just like the first chimp launched into space. I called it Mr.Spacely.

I'll be 94 years young next month and I live in Ontario beside Cornelius. I love to eat baked beans everyday for all my meals, and I wash it down with distilled water.

For a living, as I mentioned before, I use to work with Cornelius at the wood chip place, but prior to that I raised house flys. I thought there was a huge market for the little fellas, but I lost everything. I lived on the mean streets for a while, however I found comfort in the flies and larva that surrounded me constantly.

As far as money and credit cards go, I don't have any.

Good to meet you and good luck with the 3D stuff. Remember, ALWAYS show a chrome teapot in an interview!

I first knew Cornelius Wormslice back in the mid 1550's, when he went by the name Cornjam Snakecharmer. Back then, he worked as a gap-fill-boy in at the flour mill down by the river. (You know, gap-fill-boys. when a brick in the foundation of an old building cracks and crumbles, you gotta shove something in there temporarily to hold the building up until the smith can pound out a new brick. Cornjam would squeeze into the hole.)
In the 1780's, Cornjam (who was by now using the moniker Crestwide, Monarch of Bruggenhiem) passed his time as a witch doctor. I once bought four pounds of shaved goat hooves from him with the promise that they would cure me of being right-handed. Didn't work.
Then in the 1980's, Cornjam resurfaced again, this time going by his most dreadful of titles - "Rick Astley". Haven't heard of him? Search youtube. You'll see him at his best.
Nowadays, when not digging tunnels for the Australian government's secret program to drain the world's oceans and use the water for their own personal agenda, he fills him time with that chippery nonsense.

This is how it works here, rrateme95. Especially if Cam is the first to one to get to a post. We should all be thankful he was sober when he responded, or else it would have gotten REALLY freaky!

I'm Sean, I post alot but don't really have much to contribute, so my little "number of posts" thingy is really inflated. My posts usually range from "Wow, that's cool!" to the much more profound "Cool! Neato! Slick! Wowser!". I also wish I started this stuff when I was 13, although honestly, I probably still would have just gotten to the level I'm at now and stopped. I'm kind of lazy like that.

I would give you my bank account info, but it's about to be filled with alot of money from this diplomat in some third world country who needs to get his money out of that country fast, and emailed me about helping him. Of course, I gave him all my info, and now I'm waiting for the funds to arrive so I can retire and maybe buy the moon.